
Itty Bitty Kitty Hotel
Because the dogs days? They're over.
When it comes to your cat, nothing but the best will do. So next time you travel, don’t settle for a crowded kennel or stinky cattery. Instead, give your pampered puss the ultimate in 5-star service at New York’s hotly-anticipated Itty Bitty Kitty Hotel.

With a focus on health, wellness and nutrition, the 150-room stay offers a variety of exercise and fitness programs tailored to your furry friend’s individual needs. There are foraging excursions in nearby parks, a game room stocked with cat favorites like Go Fish and Cat’s Cradle and even personal achievement classes centered around exposure therapy to the likes of water and vacuum cleaners.

Compromised of board-certified veterinary specialists, groomers, trainers, behavioralists and even cat whisperers, the professional, yet coddling staff is always ready to anticipate every feline’s needs. Butler service is also on hand for guests requiring assistance with luggage (ahem, cat carriers), valet laundry service, in-room entertainment and à la cat dining selections.

Cat-a-tonic felines will find their happy place at the 10,000-square-foot spa, which incorporates healing body care (think: Argan oil whisker treatments and blissful scalp massages) and cosmetic services like gel pawdicures and voluminous blowouts. When hunger strikes, cats can take their appetite to the hotel’s sea-to-table restaurant, Angler, which specializes in raw fare like tuna tartare and catnip-topped crudo, or to Catch, a tableside eatery where chefs prepare food caught during the day’s forage.

At day’s end, guests are invited to curl up with some litter-a-ture in the hotel’s cozy library, or retreat to their sumptuous guestrooms, which feature four-poster beds, scratch pad floors, goldfish pets and a curated playlist of wild bird sounds.

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