Free five-minute touch-ups in the Trish McEvoy makeup parlor
Need something to wear tonight? Guest room phones have Net-a-Porter on speed-dial
The full-size Cowshed products in the bathroom
What To Know
No photos are allowed in members' areas
Queues to check in can be long
The fitness center has three Pilates studios and a boxing gym
Ostentatious hotel and members' club in the City with no less than 10 restaurants as well as its own barber shop, hammam, and underground vault
Over-sized, over the top, and almost ludicrously overflowing with options—ten restaurants, a barber shop, six-stage hammam experiences—The Ned is not for the faint of heart. Housed in a former bank in the City, The Ned went from a Grade I-listed building to London's most see-and-be-seen spot for hip crowds, City bankers, and anyone who appreciates spectacular architecture. Plenty of details from the bank remain, including wooden teller's booths that have been turned into restaurant seating, and the décor nods to the past while keeping modern comfort a priority: old-school paisley prints cover headboards and rotary phones sit on bedside tables, but WiFi is free and there are cocktail-making supplies in the roll-top drink cabinets. Whether you need a steam, a massage, a manicure, a shave, or a makeover, there's a venue to do it in at The Ned, and the sheer variety of restaurants, from Jewish deli to Parisian café to Venetian brasserie, means there's something to please everyone. The jaw-droppingly beautiful spaces that house them are worth the price of admission alone.
In the Area
The City of London is an increasingly popular area in which to bed down, thanks, in part, to proximity to sights like St. Paul's Cathedral and the London Mithraeum (site of a Roman temple) but there are lots of good eating and drinking options within walking distance of the hotel. Pop over to Gordon Ramsay's all-day Bread Street Kitchen for everything from hearty breakfasts to pre-dinner cocktails. It's all too easy to while away an afternoon at The Oyster Shed, on the banks on the Thames, what with its has fab water views, local craft beer, and a menu heavy on fresh seafood. The heated rooftop garden at Coq d'Argent is another popular choice for a rendezvous over classic French food and a bottle or two of wine; it's just across the street from the hotel. Exploring the rest of London is easy thanks to the Underground station just by the hotel.